How did the cat know he had outgrown his dad?

When he licked his paw.

Have you ever had a 'crush' on a character in a book? I was smitten with Chani in Dune.

Fuck you, Gina.

We have now entered the 'finding out' portion of 'fucking around.'

11 people were shot in a mass shooting in Savannah that resulted from a disagreement between two women.

If everyone has easy access to guns, this is the result.

Yes, Michael Cohen is a shady dude.

That's WHY Trump went to him to do shady shit.

It's not that hard.

My heart is broken💔: As friends & family know, my wife was pregnant with our 2nd child, & about to begin her 2nd trimester. A few days ago she had severe pains, & bleeding, and had to go to the emergency room. There, it was discovered that our baby no longer had a heartbeat.

Foreign account posts a lie about US & NATO posted for the purpose of undermining the alliance. Elon amplifies the lie. Rinse, repeat.

Challenge!!! Name the last winner of a major Emmy award from an OTA broadcast show.

(Best Actor or Actress in a comedy or drama. Best comedy or drama. Best variety show.)

So those 7 categories.

What do you call a cow that just got an abortion?

Decalifnated.

“I refuse to live in fear.”

Michigan evangelical pastor, Randy Saylor, has been arrested for the rape of a child under the age of 13.

Saylor is the 3rd church leader from Living Word Church to be charged with child sex crimes.

It's not stealing if you do it violently.

How many broadcast network scripted TV shows do you watch?

(Just Fox, NBC, ABC, CW and CBS)

Timberwolves fans are feeling themselves right now, and they deserve to.

This lady is an English teacher who’s been roasting incels by correcting their grammar and it’s currently my favorite thing on the internet

Seems not everyone in Iran is mourning or praying for the president's safe return...

'What you're seeing & what you're hearing is not what's happening.'-djt
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$2M cost for 🪖trips last year
$1.5M for 60 natl guard troops 2024

Homicide rate in SD increased under Noem admin.
FBI stats
2018 = 1.4 😵per 100k
2022 = 6.3 😵

cde.ucr.cjis.gov/LATEST/webapp/…

& Noem advertised
$500,000 on ad “Meth. Were on it”

A board of trustees in Texas voted to redact chapters in science textbooks that deal with vaccines, human evolution, diversity, and climate change.

Their reason?

They say the subjects create “a perception that humans are bad”.