Please retweet and share with family and friends this is a scam that's got to be stopped on day one #SCAMALERT

x.com/virginiaincal/… Keir Francis b 💧🌱 #BoycotttheUSA Cattun @Twitlertwit J Kelligesq

#MakeMusicColorful Green/Beige Dirtbag

I'm beginning to suspect that this wasp I keep seeing isn't the same wasp.

Magical encounter in Poole Harbour bbc.in/2cWehuC

The NHS tops the list of things that makes people most proud of Britain following Brexit - pls RT if you agree

Just want to make it clear I wasn't involved in the Jolie-Pitt split. Please respect my privacy. Also, I just had a Crunchie.

New wonder grammar school in your area soon, with miracle ingredient which improves the education of those who are not selected to go to one

Expect wondrous singing and Yorkshire wit when Kate Rusby braves the border crossing! buff.ly/2cGPUSC

#Stroke victim ‘told to take back-to-work test while still in hospital’ ind.pn/2cZUex7 #Maximus

Done my mail and now it's lunchtime. Two funnies until later.

So now that the vocal right and the vocal left are well-represented in British politics, what about absolutely everyone else?

There is a tiny bit of this Scottish Tory household which is forever Balls. Well done, sir. #Strictly Ed Balls

BREAKING: ABC Uncovers MILLIONS Of Payments From Russia To #Trump, Campaign Panics bipartisanreport.com/2016/09/23/bre… via @Bipartisan Report #politics

#ImWithHer, and so is America.

"In Libya, Yemen, even Syria, peace is not impossible. But it won't be achieved by dropping bombs from 30,000 feet." Emily Thornberry #Lab16

Trump denies saying global warming was invented by Chinese and demands apology from his own Twitter account.

Red or Grey? (Grey now Red?) x.com/Lynsm7/status/…