If You Give a Bear Cocaine… - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-yo…

I’ve been chuckling over this all day

I woke up to sleet today. In NC. I feel this->An Open Letter to the Month of March - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-op…

Good read theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

Peeps-Flavored Pepsi - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/peeps…

This Month’s Perimenopausal Horoscope - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/this-…

Tripadvisor Reviews of Moses, Desert Tour Guide - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/tripa…

Loved this->Baroque, Purple, and Beautiful: In Praise of the Long, Complicated Sentence lithub.com/baroque-purple… via Literary Hub

Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/smutt…

“Angry Johnny, this is Jezebel in hell” Love that song

I'm the Person Who Designs Open-Plan Office Spaces, Despite Never Having Actually Worked in One mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-th…

Being the only parent is not easy. At all, If I had a thought bubble above my head, it would say, “ I’m doing the best I can & if you don’t believe it, you can fuck off”. That sums it up.

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-day…

Ha! Gentle Parenting in Classic Literature - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/gentl…

You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-d…

Good read for the holiday->Reclaiming a North Carolina Plantation – Garden & Gun gardenandgun.com/feature/reclai…

Yum cardinalpine.com/story/nothing-…

Free him

Home Alone remake looks terrible.