Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

And on December 11, 2014, absolutely zero fucks were given.

(281): I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.

7 day backpacking trip on the Buffalo River Trail in the Ozark National Forest, complete! Idk how to poop in a toilet anymore...#catholeitis

My siblings went to Ritz's without me so I went by myself an hour later because it sounded good. #assholes

(804): I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"

THANK YOU Katy Johnson for lighting all 10 of my candles in my room. It now smells like a mixture of fruity pumpkin peppermint vanilla

"Ugh I just want to play Trivia Crack. I wish I had a car that could drive itself!" -Paige Fowler #ihateyousomuch

@Kelsey_Clark12 the white long sleeve looks like the Starbucks logo. Don't be basic, Kelsey.

Dancing in a Mardi Grad parade on Friday in New Orleans!!! #ScottishDancing!

I literally have three more sentences to type on this paper but I'm out bs. Where's Katy Johnson when you need her

"Okay well I gotta go because I need to check my emails" Katy Johnson that's when you know you're getting old

Try not to smile and tear up during this #wow amp.twimg.com/v/8876be93-7be…