Kangaroo Jake Northrop Gungan

Yeah... I'm not getting that internship

Fogo Kachow

Wait just though of something

The sunset is so full of beans tonight

I spent 7.02 billion years at the uranium 235 museum and all I got was this lead

Method acting? uh yeah what other method would they use

I know Rockets fans are still trying to get over the game 1 loss but rest assure things could be worse. Imagine being a Jazz fan sitting at home rn with no internet, teeth, or electricity.

About to low ball this dude

the nba finals… i hope all of the player studied! haha. just a little joke for you guys. i haven’t been doing well recently

I think I'll pass

time theft ootd

no fucking way

Sir they just shit the second tower

Setting off the lunk alarm at the library

this would've gone triple platinum in the autotune era of youtube

Movies that can only be watched on a 2004 Chevrolet Tahoe's built-in DVD player

This all-time great tweet should be enough to keep Terry Rozier out of prison.

wasn't lookin, but randy orton has da sexiest white man butt ive seen next 2 steve nash