When you send out a few dick pics and find yourself paying reparations for the sins of paedo-Huw & some angry Strictly dancers …. Hang in there #JermaineJenas The BBC are crucifying you for the sins of others.

Dear Jermaine Jenas Advice from an old bird, if I may. Chin up, love. People see through this BBC One bullsh*t

Relax love Lily Allen …the dear dog is better off without you

Batshit Bonkers Britain #KatieHopkins #comedy #TwoTierKeir #NottingHillCarnival2024 #TicklevGiggle

Batsh*t Bonkers Britain #smoking #KierStarmer #ParalympicGamesParis2024 #stabbing #ThamesWater

Just back from #NottingHillCarnival2024 Only 8 largely peaceful stabbings. And I got to run my vagineeeer up on a cop. F*cking WINNING AT LIFE

4 million views for this desperate slaaaaggg. F*cks sake #BlackTwitter

#oasis2025 To the ticket scalpers. Could you stop being c*nts? Thank you

What a bloody legend Daniel O’Reilly This man was born for a time such as this. Laughing AT the bastards is the only way we’re going to make it through what’s coming Well done everyone buying tickets to go see him. 😘

Batsh*t Bonkers Britain: Monday #WinterFuelAllowance #childcare #SuttonUnited

Dear The Labour Party Please could you provide a definition of the following: 1) A woman 2) Islamophobia Clue: only ONE of these is real.

Sutton United FEMALE team 1) coach 2) new goalie. I mean, why have real women in the female team when you can have biological men?

An important press briefing by Keir Starmer and The Labour Party #FuckingTheFoundations

I mean, you’re no bastard use to a real woman without one, son.

What a thunderc*nt you are - Mr £5 million tax ‘error’ I do hope you beckoned your man-servant to bring talcs and perfumes to recover from the malodorous thing.

Batsh*t Bonkers Britain: WEDNESDAY edition #Grenfell #AngelaRayner #feralkids

Genuine question asked in the spirit of inclusivity: Why is it only ever UGLY guys that trans? (*lots of people ask if I am trans) #KatieHopkins #BBB #comedy

Well done to the amazing men and women who dedicated their lives to RAF Scampton Action Group YOU won. YOU saved Scampton. And you saved a very special part of this green and once pleasant land I stand and salute you. Thank you.

Dear Jeremy Kyle Live You aren’t nobbing kids or making kiddie porn. The past is always jarring in the present. You are a useful ‘villain’ to satiate the lügenpresse … ordinary people see through this crap. On you go love. KH