April ‘24

In my cognitive decline era

As a kid it blew my mind seeing teachers outside the school just existing on a Sunday.

'Why is she buying vegetables? I thought she just disappeared after school and reappeared at 9 AM every morning.'

Peak Bengaluru hustle! Left the 9-5 grind and jumped in full time into her self-funded venture: spontaneous laptop acquisition. You gotta ShakeDown⬇️ to StartUp⬆️ We stan a klepto kween 🚀📈

Yesterday I tried to have a quick chat with a co-worker, but unfortunately I work remotely.

We could not pierce the mighty wall of distance and collaborate. He kept repeating sentences like “I think the bug is on line 17”, but because we were not side by side, holding hands in…

Nickelodeon but pronounced like Hindustani Bhau’s catchphrase.

Content democratise karein ya desh?

Straights be like.. “she just like us fr fr 🥹🥹🥹”

This is for a family friend.
Please help spread the word.
Can contact my buddy Shobhit Mukherjee on +91 98924 08548 in case you can help.

Cody Z. Richardson Please be extremely wary of this. I don’t want to ruin your excitement but I am not entirely sure how reputable this company is.

Please be careful and then ask your manager why he is sending you to something like this without vetting them.

If you’re a new comic and just starting to produce shows, it is vital that every comedy showcase has:

- a comedian who will turn on the crowd

- a comedian who sucks but you owe a favor

- a comedian with questionable rumors but no formal allegations of misconduct

- a girl

only friends with people who are as passionate about sandwiches as me

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

🚨 Urgent: #JusticeforJai - Dog Brutally Killed by Jayesh Desai, Granted Bail. We're devastated by the heart-wrenching incident in Lokhandwala. Join us in seeking justice for Jai. Tagging Sudhir Kudalkar
PETA India
मुंबई पोलीस - Mumbai Police

#dogcruelty #andheri #justice #AnimalCruelty

Jayesh Desai's case highlights a disturbing reality. With just a 50rs bail after killing a stray dog, it's a stark reminder that potential murderers walk among us. Let's ensure justice prevails and protect our communities from such threats.

see this person called Jayesh Ramlal Desai who is a evil minded person brutly killed the popular Dog known as Jai ( जय ) at Runwal Residency - Lokhandwalla.....this Evil mind just not did this crime but also snatch Jai from His pet friend Veeru

ANDHERI LOKHANDWALA OSHIWARA CITIZEN'S ASSOCIATION Sanjay Nirupam

The man's name is Jayesh Desai. Lives in a fancy skyscraper society. Killed a friendly dog of the area. Out on bail as animal laws are ridiculously weak.
Maneka Sanjay Gandhi please take action.
instagram.com/p/C4p1l59ss60/…

The man's name is Jayesh Desai. Lives in a fancy skyscraper society. Killed a friendly dog of the area. Out on bail as animal laws are ridiculously weak.
Maneka Sanjay Gandhi please take action.
instagram.com/p/C4p1l59ss60/…