THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT RUNNING A MUNICIPAL AUTHORITY!! I'm getting sick of these reviews. As a major political player I demand respect. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I'VE RUBBED SHOULDERS AT A BUFFET WITH ANDY BURNHAM! amazon.co.uk/dp/1399991612?…

My beloved brethren, my new comedy book My Town, My Rules has now been officially anointed on the British Comedy Guide Guide website. Kindle version still a mind-bogglingly insane £3.99. comedy.co.uk/people/julian_…

We have a list of every Anglo-Saxon whose name we know: it's an astonishing achievement & research tool. It took 10 years & is now available again: pase.ac.uk Reeves, moneyers, pilgrims; anchorites, assassins, archpriests; sisters, sons & seventeenth-grandfathers...

Very proud to have been asked to unveil the plaque for the brilliant actor Moore Marriott by the Will Hay Appreciation Society Tom Marshall at Moore’s last home in Bognor . A truly lovely day organised by Tom of the W.H.A.S attended by Moore & Will’s family and fans.

I haven’t heard anyone use the word fascist correctly in years.

When they told you that you were going to play snooker just to get you to the vet.

Labour politicians, activists and twitter cheerleaders have spent years excoriating Italian PM Meloni — always insisting she be described as “hard right” and (rightly) pointing out the neo-fascist roots of her party. Yet now PM Starmer is in Rome to learn from how she’s dealing

A lovely message of support from the lovely Steve Coogan. Please be like Steve and make a donation to A Python On The Prom and help raise a statue of Terry in his hometown of Colwyn Bay gofundme.com/terryjonesstat… #terryjones #montypython #stevecoogan #apythonontheprom #theatrcolwyn

I've now seen every Planet of the Apes films and can verify: they should have stopped after the first, or in the 70s. Every installment is just layering more monkey shit on monkey shit

Shakespeare between 1604-1606. Nothing can compete with this.

In opposition Keir Starmer railed against gifts for Boris Johnson (“cash for curtains”), Rishi Sunak’s predilection for using private jets and a Downing Street of “cronies”. Since taking power we’ve learned Starmer and his wife have been gifted clothes (and specs too in his

Oh no what have the Diddymen done now.

'Lina Stores Ltd, Brewer St. London' by Steven P Smith artiststevenpsmith.com

“What you don’t want to do is start occupying that position of being an activist because it also puts off other people wanting to support museums.” The new director of the British Museum has said he will not add politically correct labels to exhibits. freespeechunion.org/new-british-mu…

Want to feel old? Bewitched premiered 60 years ago today, September 17, 1964. AND little Tabitha (Me!) is 60 years old! ❤️ #bewitched #tv #Trivia #tabitha

'At this year's conference Keir Starmer will be doing a catwalk show' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Hezbollah reveal first image of the man who they say sold them their pagers.

‘Why is nobody picking up my messages, I’m like so being ghosted’

Firing 8,000 rockets at Israel within a year which displaced 63,473 people may have been the “big escalation”

One of the great TV series of our time! The Zelensky story. A masterpiece of television, up there with The World at War. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…