When Biden says 'cancelling student debt', he means that 87% of the country is going to pay for the 13% that took out student loans.

HE'S BUYING VOTES BECAUSE GEN Z & MILLENNIALS ARE SLIPPING AWAY.

Truckers, fire fighters, and farmers are going to cover the bill for lawyers…

OJ SIMPSON DIES AND EVERYONE POSTS NORM MACDONALD CLIPS.

HUMANITY HAS A SMALL CHANCE YET.

- Jerry: We're going to let him exclude food, energy, shelter and cars from CPI?
- Kramer: It's an exclusion for him
- J: How is it an exclusion?
- K: He just excludes it
- J: How?
- K: Jerry, all big economists exclude everything
- J: You don't even know how inflation's…

Just a reminder of how dumb it all was.

Get on base

Because The Democrats are a Satanic cult.

Because The Democrats are a Satanic cult.

Opening Day is a national holiday. I grant you permission to skip school/work and watch baseball.

Sincerely, Bryan Hoch

Me remembering the last time I thought about the Port of Baltimore this much...

Which generation are you?

Coworker who watches 300 new movies a year talking with coworker who watches 3 new movies a year.

Today we honor a great father and a personal hero.

Happy Gary Plauché day.

🧵

Captain Lewis Nixon of Easy Company, incredibly hungover after celebrating V-E Day (Victory in Europe Day) in 1945.

THE GODFATHER was released 52 years ago today. A landmark of American cinema and widely regarded as among the greatest films ever made, the story of how it came to the big screen will bada-bing your brains all over your nice Ivy League suit…

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Me: Boy that Aaron Rodgers story is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long time

Aroldis Chapman:

My girlfriend asked me : 'Where is the TV remote?'

I said : 'ARSENAL'

She was like : 'What are you talking about?'

I replied : 'On top of the table.' Babe🥰

This libtard, he told me 'I think the worst part of the Laken Riley thing is that people are calling the perpetrator illegal.'

And I disagree. I thought it was the brutal murder.

After @joebiden juices so he can speak coherently for an hour, a young mother from Alabama is going to tell families across America the truth. Katie Britt #SOTU2024