IF I COULD START AT THE BEGINNING AND LIVE ME ENTIRE LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN, I WOULD BE SURE TO SPEND MORE TIME MAKING FUN OF RAY DALIO.

Canada is insanely stacked - perhaps the best team ever assembled. If the US manages to somehow beat them it will be the greatest hockey upset against a Communist power since the Miracle on Ice.

ABOLISH THE ATF

WE ARE IN A NEW COLD WAR, EXCEPT RUSSIA AND CHINA HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY RUSSIA AND CHINA.

THE MUSHROOMS WILL LITERALLY LAST FOREVER

TURNS OUT SENDING AOC TO THE MUNICH SECURITY CONFERENCE WAS A PRETTY GOOD STRATEGY TO CONVINCE THE EUROPEANS THAT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ISN’T THAT BAD AFTER ALL.

TRUMAN SHOULD HAVE LET GENERAL MACARTHUR NUKE CHINA IN 1951. NOW AMERICAN SOLIDERS WILL BE FACING MILLIONS OF COMMUNIST CHINESE NUNCHUCK ROBOTS IN WORLD WAR THREE.

REST IN PEACE, KING

I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET

IN ABOUT 36 MONTHS SOME RANDOM DUDE IS GOING TO DROP AN AI GENERATED FEATURE LENGTH FILM ON YOUTUBE THAT IS ON PAR WITH ANYTHING MADE BY MARTIN SCORSESE.

NOT WATCHING THE KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOM SHOW UNTIL HBO RUINS IT THIS WAY I CAN’T BE DISAPPOINTED.

YOU ALL ARE NOT PREPARED FOR THE LEVEL OF AI MEMETIC WARFARE WE ARE GOING TO EXPERIENCE IN THE 2028 U.S. ELECTION. WILL BE LIKE GOING FROM NAPOLEONIC WARFARE TO MACHINE GUNS AND AIRPLANES.

OK THIS ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY SICK.

THE POOR COAL MINER THAT JUST FINISHED LEARNING TO CODE RIGHT IN TIME GET LAID OFF BY AGENTIC VIBE CODE SWARMS

SHE’S NOT AMERICAN. SHE’S NOT CHINESE. IT’S WORSE THAN EITHER. SHE’S CALIFORNIAN.

THIS WAS NOT A JOKE

SOME OF YOU ARE OVERESTIMATING CHINA. MOST OF YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING CHINA.