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jonah

@jonahgreen

ya found me. hermetic shitposting

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calendar_today04-07-2009 12:00:08

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not jonah emerging unsolicited from his bedroom and saying "I'm sorry to say this, but I invented Brooklyn." re: his ~fit~ and not even being entirely wrong about it

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turns out you don’t need to grow an internet following to make art you just need to trust and like yourself which is actually 1000x harder to do

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I don’t really post a whole lot but I did just wanted to say I’m happy, healthy, in love, doing work I don’t hate, and slowly rediscovering the drive to make pretty things

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Any writers out there, last yr I started a feature script and stopped after the first act because got lost in the weeds and I didn’t prep it properly. For anyone who’s made this mistake, how did you get your story back on track and dive back into an idea that’s gone stale?

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It's wild that we've had decades of uninhibited access to completely automate almost every single aspect of every industry on earth, and STILL the first jobs to actually go are art jobs. Y'all hate artists so fucking much.

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They're gonna get robots to write your netflix show but still make you wait tables for $2 an hour instead of giving everyone UBI

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is anyone on LinkedIn actually happy that they are “starting a new position as senior VP of junior growth optics associate at Jellyblob”

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a guy you went to high school with just started a new job as the associate senior paid unpaid media buyer/ copywriter of dental growth at Gronklr

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everyone is dunking on tennessee for this without realizing that they are only the fifth state to abolish slavery with no exceptions (CO, NE, UT, RI). it’s not an “ooh backward southern state” thing it’s that slavery is still legal for incarcerated people in most of the US.

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My new years resolution is to continue believing I am just one serendipitous plot device away from discovering I've been in an urban fantasy story the whole time. My briefcase is accidentally switched with that of a plumber for wizards and I find out magic is real (and such)

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logging onto social media day after day and fighting off a new horrifying alt right pipeline proposition video every 5 posts because I liked a video about aliens once

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Coming on one last time to this godforsaken app to say, with the sincerest disregard 1) fuck Elon musk and 2) give me a holler on Bluesky bsky.app/profile/jonahg… Thanks for the memories Twitter!

Coming on one last time to this godforsaken app to say, with the sincerest disregard 1) fuck Elon musk and 2) give me a holler on Bluesky 

bsky.app/profile/jonahg… 

Thanks for the memories Twitter!