ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using

okay so the plan is to force everybody to plow their entire life's earnings into real estate but then nobody can afford to have kids so when the boomers disappear like the elves with no one to replace them everybody ends up both poor and alone do i have that right mr satan sir

Paying Cracked to pretend you are funny is sad

I’m a rapper. No homo.

Guys did you know that there has never been a bad peice of 'media' to ever exist. Everything is actually a hidden underrated gem.

Rewatched this video because it's been a minute and the fact that places don't have midnight launches really anymore sucks now you can just download the game at home and have sex with with two women at the same time

I was horrified when I found out jerry seinfeld dated a seventeen year old girl as a middle aged man. Then I saw how big the titties were and I was still not cool with it but come on

IOException Ryan Dick Masterson TheLastEffBomb 'If police shoot hostages its not the cops fault.'
lmao

. Boy I can't wait to watch my favorite episode of Always Sunny.

Where is it?

Feeling cute, might make a song about Vito's disgusting living conditions later...idk.

'THEY are the ones using human shields! What do you want US to do?! Stop shooting??!!'

Dick Masterson You and ASEPresents Riley are going to jail! #FreeMintSalad

In the 2000s and 2010s Elon Musk was this huge sex party guy. Do people remember that? He'd constantly discuss his hot tub parties and would be connected to multiple women all the time.

Ceasefire is now declared!
If we can do it why not Israel and Palestine?

This is how it feels to smoke a drunk cig

POV you're a government agent and just spotted unarmed women and children coming out of a compound

I was today years old when I learned David isn’t gay.

I think my gaydar is broken🤷🏻‍♂️

He self RT’d it

I’m sick of clicking to read a long tweet and it’s an essay. Shorten it!