I got one move, and I’m doing it

You can take the boys out of Long Island…

We’re all asking this

why are you, as a vegan brunch place, playing coldplay when you could be playing checkface

The last show of tour hotel exit is an interesting feeling

I've been 'Florida sober' (haven't done cocaine with Hulk Hogan) for over 90 days.

Super Mario world

If they don’t do this for OJ’s procession to the funeral home that’s a missed opportunity

Monitor guy knew what stupid Elizabeth Hurley movie I was talking about immediately. Tonight is going to be good

John DeDomenici so sick

Every time I go to a baseball game I ask myself how we as a society allowed stadiums to charge $13 for a beer.

Then I go to the stand and buy two

.@JeffRosenstock brought the “REVENGE OF JEFF ROSENSTOCK: FREE FROM DISEASE… IMPRISONED BY CAPITALISM!” tour to Columbus, Ohio — and it positively rocked.

Read @Jonahgreyk's review → cos.lv/8bEW50RbjZQ

“Fuck the sun” - the moon, later

Dang Iowa. Dang.