Comedy Club owners in the 80s when comics asked how they're getting paid

The last thing you see before you die in the 1980s

At Rooster T Feathers in Sunnyvale tonight through Sunday with headliner Ian Lara. 5 shows so roll through and check one out:)

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

What are the chances that he’d be born and die in those places?!?

Her: He's probably out with another woman.
Me:

New dating app profile pic

Absolute bullshit that the Buffalo Bills have never had a theme night where you get in free to a game if you show up with your dick tucked between your legs

They call it a 'dewclaw' on dogs because they use it to pop open cans of Mountain Dew to chug before they have a marathon session of Soul Calibur with the buds

Legendary pool hustler Minnesota Fats passed away Wednesday. You know, he's probably up in Heaven now, racking them up for a game with Saint Peter. Or maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh, and the agonies of the damned never cease. Either way, he'll be missed!

Rad one in LA at Permanent Records Roadhouse May 2nd

Calling it the 'nervous' system was a bad move. Talk about a self fulfilling prophecy, jeez

Taken at Savage Henry in Eureka

This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.

My friend Stephanie posted this picture of the time she took Jello Biafra on his first roller coaster ride lol