Ronan is now desperately searching for "sending your kids to people you don't know who don't care about your kids is good for them" research. Good luck with that my friend. See the anxiety and depression in modern teens? I'll wager that's partly down to childcare.

This is the same guy who lobbied for Count Dankula to be imprisoned and petitioned GoFundMe to remove his account, ostensibly for causing offense on the Internet. Oh what delectable irony. itv.com/news/2018-10-0…

Wibble.

When two sock accounts fight..... *popcorn*

Where did that year go? I attended this last year & it was a cracking event. Super cause, great crowd, excellent venue, sure what's not to like? Rants will be in Brum again this year, his liver demands it.

Have you noticed how the BBC never talk about Jill Dando anymore? Funny that.

24 points is too much isn't it? 8-24 #NFL #PackersvsLions

Congratulations to John Terry on a great playing career, hope your next move is equally as successful. 👏

I think Henry and Terry is a huge gamble but maybe we need that now. they have the respect of the players, should be able to organise a team, Belgium's attacking was excellent in the World Cup, give them a go. #AVFC

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My nuts got stuck to your mom’s chin, so I missed my flight. #INSTABLOCK

Ok you have to read through a few tweets initially but this is very funny and it's worth it.

Naturally she'll have to be dismissed, homophobes can't be permitted in the media

Thickie

In a culture where boys are valued more highly than girls this would be a problem, but why in the UK is gender selection forbidden? Wouldn't it be a way to "breed out" outdated beliefs about gender? dailym.ai/2CvS2dw

The 21st century's Kennedy moment "Taylor Swift has broken her silence about her political views"

Remember when the Times was a right of centre newspaper?

* Eyes similarly dressed males in photos and draws own conclusion * thetimes.co.uk/article/opport…

"Graham Linehan has a face that looks like it was designed by a committee" << Fantastic theguardian.com/culture/2018/o…