WEDNESDAY, 8/15: #MyFirstTimeShow is back Q.E.D.! We’ve got hilarious virginity loss tales coming at you from Justin Re: Covington Peter Keepnews Ellen Karis JoAnna Ross Andrew Schiavone & Cain Martin! $10 Cover | 9:00 PM Show

comedy + pole dancing = Schtick a Pole in It. hosted by JoAnna Ross & Dan Goodman 8pm tonight at DROM murphguide.com/comedy/schtick…

We got a case and half of wine delivered this morning at 7:30am. Problems or best idea ever #thisis40ish

Thank You amNewYork™ for including #schtickit in the Weekend It List amny.com/things-to-do/t…

THURSDAY 9pm Q.E.D. we’ve got Darin Patterson Shanti Charan JoAnna Ross @DleesheaShea plus @shawnhollenbach Sue Funke & MOI!

I can go outside now. It’s 27 degrees.

Tonight! Live From Outer Space! @aparnapkin The Denver Comedy Lounge @_irenemerrow Doogie Horner @GuitlerRaphael JoAnna Ross @MaxHBruno Myka Fox 8:30 seating, 9pm show at The Cobra Club

If I can’t buy some mutha Fucking #oatley oat milk this week I’m going to loose my mind. #oatleyoatmilk #Soldout

I know people won #oscars but the #teddypendergrass documentary is amazing and I only watching like 30 minutes. I also have Love T. K. O. on a loop #teddybearorchestra #lovetko

I had to put a bra on today instead of a bathing suit. I don’t like it #Beto2020 #BernieSanders2020

See ya!!! Happy Opening Day everyone. #Yankees #worldseries #MLBOpeningDay

Monday. Listening to Who Do Ya Luv #LLCoolJ on loop

If you are not listening to The System’s “Don’t Disturb The Groove” are you even alive? #music #MondayMotivation #thesystem #dontdisturbthisgroove

Thank You Tennis #USOpen2019 2 great finals. 2 great games. Holy shit

I don’t understand why Roman Griffin Davis from Jojo Rabbit didn’t win. Did they not watch the film. JoJo Rabit should win everything.

Trump Can’t Immediately End DACA, Supreme Court Rules nytimes.com/2020/06/18/us/…

Just want to point out that mlb or teams had enough money to make weirdo fake fans in the stands but didn’t want to pay players to risk their lives for the game. If I can’t be there there emojis can’t be there. #justsaying

Full disclosure-I was listening to Whitney’s Bodyguard soundtrack and I’m Every Woman came on. Then I played the original by C H A K A | K H A N Chaka sings from her pussy. Happy Tuesday.

To the question- How are you doing? Well it took me 3-5 days to buy deodorant after I ran out. So nailed it.

#hewhoshallbenamed Orange Truck Nuts.