It's so weird consistently living in a different apartment in my dreams than IRL

Ordering a pizza to knockdown mid-rave was so powerful

Duh if he was uncut he would've mentioned it (unprompted) 1000 times by now

🛌🏿

This wind is so ominous

Well I did it time to nap before plans tonight

Weekly whining about gyms closing too early on weekends

Chest day really is the most annoying

[Alt Universe] MOVE into HEATED into THIIQUE is so truly insane

They expanded The Exley using AI and y’all lost your damn minds…

No one:

Dice @ 10am: Are you ready for [event that starts 12 hours from now]?

Every time I get a Tesla Uber I'm like damn am I gonna die on the way to the club??

Give her her coins!!

CINDERELLA STORY GO MEGAMI

Praying for Megami's mentions

Mih'ya why are you down here I need you up HERE #DragRace

Morphine deserves to win the whole thing just for that

It's Unova form Smoochum!

I actually think living in an earthquake zone would be good for me because nothing shakes off the meaninglessness of an email job like a reminder that the ground could open up at any time