'are those raw denim?' — a question I desperately want to be asked, just once, about my raw denim jeans. why can't anyone see me

criminality is criminal again, will we see results? #yyj

people like you “losing your country” would be the best news Canadians under 40 could hope to hear

what if we had natural life sentences and/or capital punishment instead? then they could change their names and we also wouldn’t have to see them again

The Simpsons is out of date because they can afford a giant suburban house but now Bob's Burgers is also out of date because they can afford a three-bedroom apartment in a small coastal city.

Canada if only young people (Age 18-34) can vote:

CON: 167 seats (+48)
NDP: 142 seats (+117)
BQ: 31 seats (-1)
GRN: 2 seats (-)
LIB: 1 seat (-159)

Feel free to ask for any ridings

who is “we” here?

Dear Columbia Student: Thank you for paying $70k/yr tuition. This is now an online school due to students speaking too much

Ford government House Leader Paul Calandra just got up in the Legislature over the Keffiyeh ban and really said “I don’t need to take lessons from the Ontario NDP on marginalized people. I’m ITALIAN!”

#ONpoli

kanye and drake always gonna hate each other because they want to BE each other. drake wants to be seen as an innovative pioneering artist and kanye wants to be white.

WILLI 📈 you look like tintin

> that’s bad

tintin was hot

> that’s good

tintin was belgian

> that’s bad

tintin got to fly a little biplane

> that’s good

Ok but what kind of ska fan ARE you

I wonder if the driver who ultimately kills me will wave apologetically at my corpse before driving away. Or will they just carry on, never having realized I was ever there

Canadian federal budget today. My analysis will follow. Two things I'll be looking for. One is goodies for myself. The other is pain for my enemies.

Today on my lunch break… I lost it.

I told the car detail guy I had a kid (I don’t.)

The truth is— Capitalism doesn’t care about our mental health.

any girls want to come over and celebrate the Pentecost? i just installed a maypole in my 300sq ft studio aparment. It was easy

Some inflation tips :

1) cook your own food, keep eating out for special occasions 2-4x a month only, get good at cooking because this won’t feel like a loss at all;

2) know your local butcher - he will sell you at a good rate, also tell you what is coming if you are friends;

Genocide Joe

Nice, very cool, how?

As a man why are you even eating pastries or warm food at all