doesn't matter if the reviews are good i am too young to use a skincare product that says 'youth' on it

my wwi vet boss has begun saying 'happy hunting' at the conclusion of each meeting

unlocking the crooked drawer

oh yeah

you awake from a deep and dreamless sleep to find yourself in a boston-themed RPG

there’s no point in being ‘awarded’ world’s best county fair, people experiencing it need to know in their hearts without being told

someone on reddit said a smartwatch for working out 'pleases my data collecting lizard brain' that's the opposite of lizard brain what do you think lizards are doing

i don’t like people knowing i have notifications silenced maybe i’m not responding on purpose

[ sets down my copy of Espirit de Corps and looks up as you enter ]

just passed the world’s first? only? ‘Filicanasian’ restaurant (Filipino, Canadian, Asian)

my dad just pronounced lemonade ‘lemonoid’ which is what i assume the sigma posting 6 year-olds call other neighbourbood kids peddling lemonade at stands with their hand-drawn signs and little cup of quarters

goodnight travelers

killer cover

you have been sentenced to ten thousand years of vibing in Hypebeast City. may god have mercy on your soul.

[ tears stream down your face as bailiffs strap you into the VR pod ]

drove by a ‘christian childcare’ called ‘Kings Heritage’ which sounds a bit like a bit on here

one-act play by acclaimed icelandic dramatist Birta Horsenbuggí

boston marathon winners

ARAGORN: A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship,

ME [ pikeman, whispering ] fuck.

i never did figure out what the way of all flesh is

this thing has been following me around