surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

smallest lie can destroy the biggest trust.

You disrespect yourself when you rekindle a relationship that embarrassed you

the should invent a concert where i can lay down

hard to be a strong independent woman when at any moment i can be absolutely taken out by one tiny sip of dairy milk

anything that’s making you happy keep it private!

My toxic trait is i’ll tolerate somebody until I hate them

hearing the clean version of a song instantly pisses me off

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon

The Greg Abbott campaign had a woman bang on my front door ON THE LORD’S DAY. It is Sunday. I am in here without a bra, high as fuck, drinking tequila and being thankful abortions were legal 26 years ago

This mental breakdown tastes funny

I’m trying to play it cool but this mental breakdown’s got hands

I never pass up an opportunity to betray myself