Magnificent 🙏

There is not one line in this that isn't, by itself, the funniest thing I've ever read.
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I can’t believe they threw me out for jumping around.

The little one off to school today as Tommy Johnson, his favourite character from the book 'The Football Factory'. Cherish these moments #WorldBookDay

⁦Richard Osman⁩ The iPlayer is getting a bit personal.

The Cashew apple and seed looks like the Witch from Chorlton and the Wheelies.

'Beethoven is everywhere.'

Kingcraig Kong found in local IKEA singing Live Forever

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

Shakira to produce Fireman Sam movie set in Costa Rica

Pete Timmins Council underfunding.

Councils have lost 40% of their funding since 2010. Councils are now in the position of deciding where to spend this year's 50 quid.

Tax cuts come with consequences.

'You boy, we're in the wrong meme by mistake…'

Paging David Baddiel ⬇️

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#homesecretary #SuellaBraverman #racist #ToryTentThieves

Paul, Ringo, Yoko and Olivia presumably gave this artwork their blessing. It looks like the title card from a late '80s bittersweet sitcom starring Anton Rodgers.