I think we may have to account for the distinct possibility that the people who sounded the most apocalyptic about Trump were not being hysterical - they were right.

An absolute vacuum of leadership.

In one of saddest days in American history the country just witnessed the President of the United States starting a riot for the purpose of having a split-screen backdrop to his law and order speech basically calling for martial law.

We need a new President.

Peaceful protesters upset about police treatment of minorities since George Floyd's death seem to be getting lost. News networks are jumping from city to city to show fires and confrontations. Some worry about the time spent on violent demonstrations. apne.ws/ABCRTKp

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

Let her go.

Me while pregnant: I’m going to be super minimalist and only get the basics. Our place isn’t huge and baby goods are a racket! Me with a 4 month old: You say this offensively colored thing that takes up the whole apt will entertain my baby for 10 mins?!! ADD TO CART.

This got me tho

Had to search my old analyst files today. In my time as a #social #crm #cx analyst with @Gartner_IT I took briefings from 415 different vendors 😮 - that was over about 7 years, but that isn’t just one call per vendor. Think of all of the odd facts floating around in here.

If you need tonight’s debate to decide who is more fit to be President I can only assume this is the first time you’re turning on your tv in four years.

Why am I watching this? #lasttweetonthetopic

Everyone who watched that debate deserves $1,000 a month.

Wait, my computer needs to unfreeze for me to get work done?

This is what class looks like

I know that I don’t want to get rid of Twitter, but I also know that I feel immense pressure when someone starts following me. I AM TRYING TO BE INTERESTING AND INSIGHTFUL AND I AM SORRY IF I AM DISAPPOINTING YOU. I probably need therapy for this...

Now here is a guy who works hard and has a well earned reputation. Congratulations, my friend! And a kudos to our buddy Bindi Bhullar who joins Ed at the top of the list! Gartner @Gartner_IT #IIAR

Update: Jenny Sussin Noah Kuttler and i are hosting A Salute to Scott on Monday May 17 at 7:15CT to gather IBM colleagues and friends of Scott Laningham to share stories about him. Stay tuned to this page for stream info and DM me if you'd like to speak. beacons.ai/therab/scott

In my experience, the best solution for burnout is to cook it out instead. Nothing a little sunshine, a rack of ribs, and a plate of mac ’n cheese can’t fix.

As society reopens, I can’t help but notice that things still cost money. Really disappointing. Thought we would’ve figured this out