*puppy starts jumping on me* owner: im sorry. he just gets so excited to meet new people. me: x.com/datboyocho/sta…

You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing, you can be in a relationship for two months and feel everything. Time isn't a measure of love

“You have the body of a goddess” “Really? I’m 50 pounds overweight.” “... the goddess of dinner.”

When I die don’t spend $6,000 for that embalming/casket/ funeral shit just yeet me into a hole and move on

:(

Destined 2 Win out rn‼️ I produced #13 Love Hurts💔TJAYYYY 🖤 Toosii

Green ✅

This is player 1 in squid game

That hometown envy is VICIOUS. People where you from do not want to see you win beyond what they thought for you.

Y’all ever have a baby, and still feel kicks????? OR IM TRIPPIN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

AYOOOO??? 😭

why tf weed only legal in 36 states i thought we was the UNITED states

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head