He did it. Thank you sir!

Why do you assume it's invalid to 'Make stuff up' during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity

If I found myself talking like a disney villain about the 'international criminal court' I would stop to think

One of the best things about NBA basketball is how easy it is to tell which teams are Good and Evil

I don't understand why consumers are spending irresponsibly, they're encouraged to do so at every turn and the very existence of our fake ass economy depends on it

The sign says 'Stop' not 'Stop then go' I will remain here until I receive further instructions

Trump's election in 2016 was a sign that our political system is dangerously decrepit and vulnerable, even to a cartoonish oaf. That's why, when the Good Guys won in 2020 they fixed and reinforced it. At least I assume that's what happened, I just woke up from a 4 year nap

You fool...by charging me $200 you have only empowered me to receive $2 cash back

The further you look into Shaquille O'Neil's biography, the more and more you stumble upon gem after gem of insane stories like this

As an independent thinker I love applying increasingly severe electric shocks to a person in the adjacent room. They likely deserve it and I can stop anytime I want

Healthy brain worms don't just drop dead from eating brains. Something is amiss here

me leaving the monastery

Threw a ball for my dog and a Minnesota Timberwolves player appeared and swatted it away. Please stop this you are ruining my life

Interesting that you don't hear about the eclipse anymore. It's all that anyone talked about only a month ago

As a seasoned observer of twitter beefs my opinion is: if it were true he would've hit him with it immediately instead of the denial he issued

Since we found out my dad has Alzheimer's it's been a beautiful journey through the American health care system with fun twists at every stage

It's scary what's happening. People who, only 5 years ago, were 25 or 27 at most, are now 30 and in some cases even 33 years old

(Seeing an example of injustice in history) It's very obvious to me who the underdog is (seeing an almost exactly analogous situation today) This is complicated