I thought I was going to say something involving icebergs but now you're all making me go all gooey and flaily.

@CagedSanity *crouches in a catcher's stance near your rear*

*casually pops in on Danger* Still not necessarily "human" contact.

Current mood: consumed with fig envy.

@cor_ruptor *claps a palm to my face to preserve the mojo and gives chase*

Inciting confused awkward laughter since 19*mumbles something*.

Toast wins every game. Forever. RT @TOASTINATIR: I hath added Impolite Depravity to my Cards Against Humanity set. twitpic.com/dpa0c0

@FrostNFears Secrets revealed: we now know the true cause of #DiscoFace.

@cor_ruptor *leaves you candy in little glass vials then pelvic thrusts away, purring a low "Happy Birthdayyyy"*

*death by precision sniper Toast*

For a second there I thought we were going to have a Cable and I was about to lose my shitsnacks in excitement.

Evan always seems so comforted to know Toast is getting sleep.

It's simply impossible for me to not love everything out of Remy's mouth.

I get to write X-Men trivia questions for an X-Men themed event at work tonight. Someone remind me of this next time I complain of my job.

Holydunwitchhorror a Slenderman followed Evan. He'll probably think it's a mutant, try to make friends with it. *I* am officially terrified.

@CagedSanity Here is where I shall slither through shadows to susurrate a breathless rumble of wanton birthday wishes to my dear Caged.

@cor_ruptor *sways and grinds all up on your business with a grin and a floppy hug finish*

Gesundheit.