Zoë Mason (@holistic_zoe) 's Twitter Profile
Zoë Mason

@holistic_zoe

Single Mum to my brilliant tribe.

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calendar_today20-10-2014 18:11:54

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Pen Farthing (@penfarthing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Sir; my team & my animals are stuck at airport circle. We have a flight waiting. Can you please facilitate safe passage into the airport for our convoy? Suhail Shaheen. محمد سهیل شاهین We are an NGO who will come back to Afghanistan but right now I want to get everyone out safely. 🙏🏼

Kate Cronin (@katie_cronin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I won’t put the whole story on here because you should go out and buy a copy of Private Eye but this is jaw-dropping stuff. £600m of Government money paid to a private company for PPE is simply ‘missing’.

I won’t put the whole story on here because you should go out and buy a copy of Private Eye but this is jaw-dropping stuff. £600m of Government money paid to a private company for PPE is simply ‘missing’.
Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rishi Sunak tells MPs it is impossible to “artificially” hold down energy prices. In other news, Shell today announced their profits have increased by fourteen-fold and they plan to hand $8.5 billion back to shareholders.

Zoë Mason (@holistic_zoe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, the wasted 37bn on a failed track and trace service but they knowingly allowed a woman to be imprisoned and separated from her baby (and husband) for 6 years for the sake of £400m? (I know there are others who are detained which makes it worse) Of course that all makes sense

Care4Calais (@care4calais) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We are now working with 70 out of the 100 people that the Government have sent ‘Notices of Intent‘ saying that they will be sent to Rwanda. A 🧵on the situation:

Zoë Mason (@holistic_zoe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wow- it's got to be terminal for Johnson if Mr Norman has had enough. As your constituent, I thank you because his lack of leadership is damaging for us all.

Ken Clarke (Parody) (@mrkennethclarke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Quite a sight in Parliament. Nadine Dorries is hysterical and attacking colleagues. Jacob Rees-Mogg is trying to calm her down and has poured her a whisky in the tea room repeating the words “Que Sera, Sera.” I’m in the corner with a glass of champagne trying not to laugh.

Jessica Simor KC (@jmpsimor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Breaking: European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg grants rule 39 request to stop the flight to Rwanda from leaving. Basis: real risk of inhuman and degrading treatment (Art. 3 ECHR). Please share - government must comply.

Zoë Mason (@holistic_zoe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Whilst we are all being distracted... Rees-Mogg move to axe 2,400 laws is ‘anti-democratic’, say legal experts theguardian.com/law/2022/oct/2…

Liberty (@libertyhq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

WATCH AND SHARE Urgent message to the new Government: don't revive your plans to remove our human rights #RightsRemovalBill

Hanif Kureishi (@hanifkureishi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ON CUNNILINGUS, ENVY, AND OTHER MATTERS As my more discerning readers will already have noticed, I am - after the incident involving the fish - now more intimate with the Heimlich manoeuvre than I am with cunnilingus.