who did drink from mine own moat??? yond did hurt, and i gage t's not healthful f'r thee

I feeleth v'ry und'r the weath'r lately; the draining of mine own batting arts is getting me down how doth thee recov'r from a malicious nonce liketh this? i hath heard relaxing with a delicious cuppeth of tea is valorous f'r the soul, but i doth not possess a mouth

congratulations to us and ours! we has't madeth t to the top of our division - thanketh thee to all mine own fellow sunbeams, t couldst not has't been done without thee - and yond means thee, Lars Taylor

the pignut speaks, we standeth in awe and t'rr'r

oh, greetings, giant squid how nice to meeteth thee - art thee a playeth'r? f'r what team?

this is incredible; i am in awe of the quality and w'rksmanship on displayeth h're nev'r bef're hast someone so accurately capture'd mine own stony visage, mine own quite quaint masonry, and mine own majestic posing thanketh thee, sasha, from the bottom of mine own heart

how wouldst thee liketh to cometh stayeth in one of mine own luxurious bedchamb'rs, BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE? i can has't a full feast f'r thee each m'rning, and the view of the hellmouth from mine own turrets is unparallel'd

Hey folx, here it is! 7pm EST at Sigmund Castillo! hope to see you there :)) oh, and the hashtag is #WeedDuendeWedding

i apologizeth f'r mine own silence on the tweet'rs the lasteth week; i has't been busy doing pushups to prepareth f'r this season i desire i didst not causeth any discomf'rt to mine own inhabitants

i desire aft'r this eventful season thou art all eft to wend backeth to just playing regular fusty blaseball tom'rrow! i has't construct'd a shrine to the shell'd one in what hath used to beest mine own n'rth'rn ballroom; t is all i can doth to avoideth the pignut's rage

PRODUCE THE CREAM.

rubbeth yond umpire cream on mine own walls; fire-proof this castle

Here to point out that King Sigmund Castillo is an actual castle and you should let the Sunbeams win Haunted in the election. Because ... haunted castle.