Catch-22 was written by Joseph Heller in 1958. Please take 20-seconds to read this extract...

Another ‘Brexit Benefit’, my arse.

Billie obviously has the kids again this weekend.

Andrea is either so ashamed of the Tory leaflets or she doesn’t like shaking hands with the public, because she’s actually out campaigning in her Marigolds.

#BinBen #Houchen is standing for re-election

Let's see him face same level of scrutiny as Angela Rayner

#r4today #BBCBreakfast #TrevorPhillips #BBCLauraK #lbc

Jon is obviously thicker than pig shit.

Imagine calling a Barrister and former Director of Public Prosecutions 'racist' and 'corrupt'? He's obvs not seen the payouts achieved for libellous comments on 'X'

Wonder which charity Jon will need to send his money to? Keir Starmer

The Mayoral elections are on Thursday. Electing the racist Susan Hall would be a global humiliation for London. And the Tories have moved the goal posts to favour her: it will be close. Please vote, and remember: a vote that is not for Sadiq Khan is a vote for Susan Hall.

Fcuk me, what is it with Reflux UK and its choice of venues for meetings? First it was an alley where the bins are stored, now a condemned Nissan Hut. Looks like it’s got an infestation of vermin, too.

Reflux U.K. The party that thinks innocent humans should be left to drown.

Well well. Heard from my trusted source that Susan Hall is secretly planning new taxes for hardworking Londoners.
A £5 charge to vote in future council elections, a £20 flat fee for yearly access to the tube and a £2 an hour charge to sit on park benches!
DISGUSTING!!!!

Ben Habib announces new #reformuk immigration policy...

Ben Habib Julia Hartley-Brewer You're not going to squirm your way out if this....ever!

The lovely Angela Rayner’s pro-EU view on SoKnackered:

A 568 millilitre loser 🤣🤣🤣

Angela Rayner 🌹 #Sunak568MillilitreLoser

What is it about Angela Rayner that terrifies the #ToryScum so much?

#PintSizedLoser #PMQs
#IStandWithAngelaRayner

PARENTING LESSON #3749:

How to lose custody and visiting rights of your children in two photos.

She should have said a '568 millilitre loser', that would really have pissed him and the Gammons off.
Angela Rayner 🌹

Citchen?

Richard Tice & Lee Anderson

As Ben Habib is still a member of your Limited Company, I'm assuming that you stand by his views on drowning migrants?

Richard Tice 🇬🇧 Lee Anderson MP
Isabel Oakeshott Marina Purkiss James O'Brien ALASTAIR CAMPBELL Carol Vorderman Ben Habib Julia Hartley-Brewer

The version they chose not to use.

Fcuk me, the Eastenders' casting department needs to be sacked if this is the best it can come up with. No wonder viewer figures are falling off a cliff.

Oliver Dowden, after Angela Rayner has finished with him!
#PMQs #ToriesOut #GeneralElectionNow