2001 Chevy Tahoe at 65mph

arggg me boy. fetch me the harbor freight brass sextant from me sea chest.

> be uninsured American
> get sick
> go to emergency room
> legally required to treat me even if I can't pay
> go into $20,0000 in medical debt
> don't pay it
> face no consequence for it

you may not like it, but this is what optimal universal healthcare looks like

Refuses to charge when his opponent falls down and is humiliated... a noble beast will accept only an honorable victory

I love blatantly jaywalking in front of a crowd of people waiting for the walk signal. in that moment, I am the ubermensch

the thinking man’s zyn

in the cellar. straight up 'decanting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My pinot

I #VoteRossi for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

every friend group got The Ancient One

Holiday weekend here we come.

Girlfriend: “I regret getting you that blender for your birthday”

Me drinking a pop tart: “why??”

it seems that a huge appeal of the mafia is just getting to chill with your boys all day while you get off fits

a lot of people give hype to the double pump jack off move he's doing (don't get me wrong, it's timeless & great) BUT you look at that man's face. he's lost in the rhythm. that's what it's all about

they should have a 'drinker's six pack' that's 7 beers. like how a baker's dozen is 13

Got rich from drunkenly eating McDonald’s all day, MeToo’d himself then died before 60. Perhaps the only true American man

Hello Pokémon

im on a jihad against the home owners association

🫵🙂