Ran out of razor juice

Too many so-called 'Masters' at this tournament.

Capcom vs. SNK 2 (2001 / Arcade, Dreamcast)

Having a Lay's West Coast Inspired Crispy Taco flavored chip.

Some of us don’t need to be told how to be cool

Dude is my hero

'It is an American and Yugoslav co-production.'

kohler engines ⚙️

gonna go get a chicken sandwich

I was not immune to the natural wonders vintage denim shirt with bird embroidery

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Getting absolutely zooted off that guitar juice

we got a fuckin baller over here

Long term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes:
1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold
2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like “it’s ya boy tarantula dick”