Every time I step into a kitchen like this I get the urge to underage drink

It’s such a pizza rolls and chocolate milk for dinner and then put a loaded gun in my mouth kinda night

Can’t believe these people are trying to make money off of something that you can do for free at home. Fucking idiots😂

I’m doing lines of beer right now. I’m sooooo beered up

Cranking it and having Parkinson’s disease has gotta be so unreal

Me the second I put my seatbelt on in a Uber

call ur girl a dreidel the way she give me top

Sorry ladies no more cum videos with the sound on I’m on Prozac now

Any Canadian chicks up?

Where was Ian Kennedy on Jan 6th 2021🤨

Not drinking casual tonight. I’m drinking ranked

Have ur girls number saved as sandy hook because of all the kids I shoot inside of her

Pretty sure ian Kennedy was in the Epstein flight logs

Need a throat goat

They let us get to friday. Pelosi is beside herself 😂

Ohh that’s your girl? Than I am I gonna go to Buffalo Wild Wings by myself to get drunk and watch the Stanley cup playoffs

About to go Jason Rother mode

My dick might be small but I’m like a sewing machine wit it

One of these days she’s gonna answer. I can feel it

I am officially a nhl journalist