Please enjoy this #nice interview that I did with Canvas Rebel Magazine. It's very good! canvasrebel.com/meet-greg-burm…

Just released a grooved-out instrumental album called Midnight Ripper. Check it out: open.spotify.com/album/3ZGCiviP…

I will vote for anyone who drops the act and just wears a black v-neck t-shirt with jeans. Red hats and navy blue suits look so dumb. Stop pretending it's "professional."

From venue (Mercury Lounge) to guests (Dale Hollow, Dessa, Chuck Staton, and Brian Wecht of Ninja Sex Party) to our pals (Eric Schmidt & Greg Burmeister) who kicked off the fun, our live show in #NYC was fucking great! open.spotify.com/episode/44CdqF…

LIVE in NYC!! Thank you to all of our amazing guests and everyone who came out to see us! 💜 Greg Burmeister Chuck Staton Dessa Dale Hollow Brian Wecht Eric Schmidt Bothering the Band Podcast Mercury Lounge open.spotify.com/episode/44CdqF…

We did a crossover episode with Bothering the Band Podcast. Donuts by Peter Pan. Produced by Greg Burmeister Check it out here: open.spotify.com/episode/1LIyG0…

Just put the Olympics on and wow it’s really fun to watch people riding bikes. This is so cool.

Yo ABC News Live, who decided it would be a good idea to randomly blast the air horn sound effect during the morning news? I've always enjoyed your morning news because it's fairly non-partisan but this air horn is a deal breaker. Ya blew it.

I’ve been calling Covid “covis” for five years and nobody ever laughs but it’s funny to me and I will not stop saying it

Had the hilarious and wonderful Becca Herries on the podcast with Greg Burmeister and she made a BIG announcement. Check it out wherever you get podcasts or on YouTube: youtu.be/4udnJf8I6Lg?si…

Had the hilarious Davidson Boswell on the podcast! He’s at the DNC hopefully NOT getting arrested. It’s a super fun episode that Greg Burmeister and I hope you enjoy! youtu.be/FNL3L_PD9pY?si…

Apparently someone at ABC News Live saw this because I haven't heard the annoying air horn in a few weeks. Very good.

My podcast is best when Greg Burmeister and I are talking total meaningless nonsense

I’m hosting an insane lineup at the Gutter in Williamsburg tonight at 9. Juicy Jay Jurden - BALTIMORE 9/5-9/6 Django Gold @adamgcomedy Courtney Maginnis Mike Lebovitz robertdean Frank DeRuggiero! Intro music by Greg Burmeister. Just $10 cash at the door. No drink minimum. Doors at 8:30. 📸 by mindy tucker

This will easily be the best show in NYC tonight, hot damn

When I was a young boy I did not picture myself sneaking into large mansions in Beverly Hills when I turned 40, but I was an ignorant child.

Hosting an amazing lineup at the Gutter in Williamsburg tomorrow! Doors at 8:30. Show starts at 9. Get there early to get a seat. Greg Burmeister does live music intros on guitar. Dude can shred!

Had a great time on the Letterman podcast this week. Check it out! youtu.be/lQ08oGCllw0?si…