I endorse Max Fine

What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.

Put an asterisk in the Angry Birds record books

“I love comedy and I perform standup in NYC. I grew up religiously watching Letterman and Conan.” - Eric Schmidt

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Spectrum: “Thank you for signing up for our $39.99 internet service. That’ll be 60 bucks.”

I love that Jimmy Carter is still alive

This is what they would have called the missiles in Idiocracy

Has he met a US student? They barely get trained in their majors

you would probably last at least an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Damn just heard the sad news. RIP Lil Penny 🙏

Fitting that this happened at the airport named after the man who ushered in this era of deregulation that we suffer under

Imagining the old people from the Midwest in the audience who just wanted to see a tv show taping

Stop the presses guys. You aren’t gonna believe this. We’re getting reports that California is expensive

Gonna need some orcas here stat

to the lawmakers trying to get rid of unlicensed cannabis shops in my neighborhood: what are you going to put in their place? because right now those are businesses in spots that used to be vacant.

Boeing… Now where have I heard that name before?

Thank you CBS Mornings Vladimir Duthiers Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi and most importantly Gayle King for humoring me

Protestor Lil Jon be like “from the window, to the wall, Palestine will be free”