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"I said I don't want any damn vegetables"

OUTSTANDING SPEECH Mhairi Black delivered the most honest critique about this Tory government, in the last 12 years She covers everything. It will leave you speechless This will definitely go down in history.

He’s right - an outstanding speech that deserves as much publicity as Twitter can give it. Retweet as a small step in the war against creeping facism

Some unfortunate person needed to borrow my bike last night. I locked it to a railing near the Shelbourne on Stephens Green. I don’t think it’s sellable - it kinda sticks out. So, maybe the Twitter could help me find it / get it back 🤞 Ranelagh please forward 😄

Jacob Rees-Mogg today opened new North Sea oil and gas licensing. This isn't about energy bills (it won't affect prices and renewables are 9x cheaper). It's about profits for fossil fuel companies, who (coincidentally) donated £1,500,000+ to the Tories since the last election.

Funny Quote of the Day: "All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." - Sean O'Casey

"You boy, what Chancellor is this?"

Yesterday was a morning I had been hoping for for a while: Autumnal morning haze in the Rhine valley! While wandering around with the telephoto lens, I was surprised to find Speyer with its church towers and the cathedral on the horizon!

How many of you know what Cruella Braverman's Public Order Bill contains? It's frankly unbelievable: legislation you might expect in Russia, Iran or Egypt. Here's a summary from my column today:

The National Trust is at threat from a far-Right Group called 'Restore Trust'. They are trying to take over the organisation it is important if you are a National Trust Member to Vote against them today. secure.cesvotes.com/V3-1-0/nt22/en… #GMTV #BBCBreakfast #LauraKuenssberg #NationalTrust

James O'Brien

On Monday I broke down the ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS new Prime Minister Rishi Sunak just fed the country in his first Downing Street statement Just 48 hours in and he’s already trashed the integrity of his government #GeneralElectionNow

MP pay 2010 £65k MP pay 2022 £84.1k 28% rise & real terms rise of over £4k same period nurses pay down 8% against inflation with real terms pay cut of £3k RT if you think MPs telling nurses they don’t deserve a rise are taking the piss #EnoughIsEnough

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If Twitter is about to end, remember this.

⚡️ BREAKING: #Iran football team captain defies regime, backs protests: “We have to accept that conditions in our country are not right & our people are not happy. They should know that we are with them. And we support them. And we sympathize with them regarding the conditions.”

Tonight at 9 ITV. It’s grim and sad in places but there’s joy too. It all got to me at one point. But what an incredible story. Dedicated to survivors everywhere.