Didn’t mark his man at 97:26 though did he

Footy fans are so miserable nowadays loooool this is exactly what you wanna see in the game

If you hate Gezzy at this point I have to assume you’re a bit of a tit. Darts would be a much blander place without him

James Maddison scoring an open goal against the worst United team for 70 years, and then posting a TikTok as if he’s proved his doubters wrong, has actually proved the point he’s very average. Top players quiet their critics with trophies

Dog the throw lol. Just can’t catch a break

Tuchel has been to 17 matches in the 47 days since he officially became England boss, it’s not as if he’s sat at home with his feet up is it? We’ve not even played a game under him yet and the usual media traits are showing. This country is its own worst enemy sometimes.

If you put Nunez’s brain in a dog it would fucking Moo

Guy whose wealth and status is entirely built on handouts trying to lecture people on the concept of handouts lol

All you get these days is people complaining how detached from reality footy players are. Here’s Grealish having a few ales with some good lads, and sticking doe behind the bar for them, and he’s getting vilified for it. Some massive fucking gimps out there man.

So its not a sellout then

Bowen hasn’t hit 20+ G/A consistently for the last 4 years to be compared to a kid who hasn’t even hit 20 league appearances

Afternoon officer

Games not gone just yet #twitterclarets

This guy is a liar 😂 he didn’t mind comparing his points tally over the last few seasons against Liverpool’s the other day. No accountability again 🤡

Sums up the horrendous mentality of England managers over the years Being highly successful at a lesser club isn’t enough to get a call up these days Doesn’t matter if you’re bang average, as long as you play for a big six club (Madueke) then you’re in the squad

"Dad, what was it like during the first 7 minutes at home against Chelsea?"

This cunt is going to be the first person ever to die of having too much hair.

You are the media now

Fair play to Rio Ferdinand for calling out pundits like Carragher, Gary Neville during Amorim's time at Man Utd. "They had Amorim straight away getting rinsed under pressure. I'd like to see the same energy for Arne Slot. Worse start since Brendan Rogers"