Your friendly reminder that posts and ads about fixing your body or weight post Xmas are just people trying to make money out of exploiting your insecurity.

Next year most of you will still be dicks Happy New Year

Prayers are down 17% this quarter so Dad is laying off all middle management Angels

In France and Germany they're seizing super-yachts. In London... nothing

🚨 NEXT SHOW ALERT 🗓 Thursday 10th March 📍 The Apple Tree 🎟 outsavvy.com/event/8413/la-…

Earth: Wars, Pandemic, Riots, Starvation Me:

the Gender Pay Gap Bot account tweets the pay gap of companies tweeting about #InternationalWomensDay Probably the best thing I’ll see today #InternationalWomensDay2022

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 36.8% lower than men's.

Get your tickets for tomorrow’s show at The Apple Tree! You’ll have a chance to meet the fierce Cat Lady and also my Feminist Act! 🎟 > outsavvy.com/event/8413/la-… 📸 by @erogenousbosch

Time for this again? Rude not to. June 8 BETHNAL GREEN WMC, 50% of profits to Cabaret vs Cancer. Brand new routines from: Felina Onyx Darren Tait Xena Flame Julia Sparkle Emily Winter Eleanor Young @samiabuwardeh Vianne Furey Tickets: designmynight.com/london/bars/be…

Catch me this Friday at @glitterntitter cabaret! not many tickets left, grab yours designmynight.com/london/whats-o… #londoncabaret #londonburlesque #londonshow

Next show alert! Friday 9th September join me at @CamdenCabaret camden-cabaret.designmynight.com/630ed1ffe24859…

Tomorrow evening at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern! Tickets here designmynight.com/london/whats-o… #londonshow #londonburlesque

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Where to catch me this month! photo by V's Anchor Studio

Another cracking lineup on Nov 9 at BETHNAL GREEN WMC, raising money for Cabaret vs Cancer. EARLY BIRD TICKETS UNTIL MIDNIGHT OCT 12TH. Felina Onyx @jamiemykaela Calum Robshaw Hella Goode Molly Bomb Rosemary Stillborn Miss Lolly May Simon Ambrose Brown Tickets: …ig-cabaret-fckabout.designmynight.com

Have any plans on Sunday? Join me in Soho for some early Halloween fun! eventbrite.co.uk/e/burlesque-on…

Petition: We call upon the Government to hold a Public Inquiry into the impact of #Brexit petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6282…

Matthew 3:21 John 3:16 Luke 3:11 Mark 3:10 Mark was the fastest

Last one of the season this Wednesday BETHNAL GREEN WMC Raising money for Cabaret vs Cancer Comedy! Cabaret! Opera! Nudity! Aerial! Butoh! Drag! Ernesto Sarezale @sarezale.bsky.social The Real Mysti Vine💙🇨🇦🇧🇧 Madame Chandelier Saves Opera #edfringe Dora Peregrina Felina Onyx Pat Riarchy Rika Fujimoto Mr. Pad Thai …ig-cabaret-fckabout.designmynight.com