If Jesus had got really pissed before choosing his 12 disciples...

more nonsense here from mad Mark 👇

🙄

£329 in a caf

eight egg & chips, and 30 cokes🤔

Now is the time to buy shares in Butterkist...
theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Yasmin Alibhai Bananas reviewing the papers on Sky

switches off

Serious question... Why does Ukraine need so much aid?

Wonder whether any of the ‘talent’ will be getting the boot imminently from Going Bust News? Luckily for the ailing, unpopular populist organ some of the trash has already been taken out (and a couple of others have even jumped into the dumpster of their own accord). 🥳 #GBNews

👇underrated tweet 😂🤣🤣

I’m dying 😂

that guy who set himself on fire outside Trump’s court proceedings : he was a pothead, wasn’t he….
🤪

Fesshole 🧻 We Asked Leo Sayer If He Thought This Was True.

What did he say?

what a c***.

#MAGAt wanker.

clearly, waiting for ‘events’

#ToryScum

Fuçk these fúçkers….
My stepson was told to ‘man up’ , went to work & hung himself when he was there….

Let me push your stool in

You?

extraordinary!! 🥴
😂

#sicknote
I was sad when the Tories got in, hoping they’d get voted out eventually.
I was depressed - and thankfully received treatment for it - when we lost the Brexit vote, knowing we wouldn’t reverse it in my lifetime.

My mood will improve once this shambles have gone.

Wall Street Silver ★ Construction workers from 1928 in Missouri.