Sleep should be optional instead of required. Human body is not as efficient as it should be, we need a mad scientist like Jimmy Neutron or some shit

When you say “god, I just want to die” you mean m you want to sleep and wake up in a new situation but I got funny news for you about the infinite blackness of death...remember before you were born? Of course you don’t. You were dead. You’ll experience it again soon. Eat Arby’s

I judge someone's strength based on how many grocery bags they carry at once. Only cowards take two trips to get every bag inside

At least there’s nice air quality

only just now realized that “vimeo” is an anagram of “movie”

Since June 1, OF Matt Koperniak has hit 353/492/490 in 130/102 PA/AB. He's hit 8 doubles, 2 homers, stolen 2 bases, walked 18.5% of the time, struck out 12.3%. His wRC+ is 176 at low-A, and he shouldn't be there anymore

carter hambley

Braves WIN! Final: #Braves 5, Brewers 4. #BattleATL

Clutch. Those. Pearls! Joc Pederson | #BattleATL

AUSTIN RILEY 3:16 SAYS THIS GAME IS TIED! Austin Riley | #BattleATL

Bottom of the 9th, two outs, tie ballgame… Take it away Eddie Rosario! #BattleATL

This energy >

#BattleATL | #KillTheNarrative

looking at this Game 6 score

THE ATLANTA BRAVES ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! #BattleATL | #ForTheA

“Pokemon bdsp comes out soon!” My brain: pokemon bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadochism and masochism comes out soon

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #PokemonShiningPearl #NintendoSwitch