Tiger tiger burning bright In the forest of the night What immortal hand or eye Fed you so much chonka pie

First they came for the mimes, and I said nothing, which was a mistake.

Is ADHD "trendy" or are people realizing that their attention-deficit issues that have plagued them throughout their entire life could actually be a clinical diagnosis and they could even take medicine for it

My followers be like:

oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there

Elon, if I’d wanted to write stuff and then not have anyone read it, I’d have become a novelist.

It’s very nice to be on an Amazon Best-Sellers chart before the book even comes out. Even if it is in the “Celtic, English and Welsh” section 🤗 Thank you guys so much for pre-ordering. (And I get to be next to The Constant Rabbit 😆)

Gollum was just vibing with the ring in his cave for like 500 years because he barely ever wore it and nothing bad happened so like let him have his hobby??

The Channel Islands have a rich legacy of interwoven #folklore, an antique tapestry full of faery creatures and mythical beasts...🎃👻✨ 'Channel Island Monsters' by Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 is out this #October. Pre-order now to get yours before #Halloween! 📔: buff.ly/43UwznV

Camus’ first wife, Simone Hié, had such terrible period pain that she ended up becoming a morphine addict, and I often think about how women’s healthcare hasn’t evolved one iota in the last hundred years. Except that it’s now much harder to get morphine.

I don’t think I’m super high maintenance but I’m staying at a hotel and got 2 beds so I can have one to eat in and one to sleep in and now I need this in my apartment.

You wake up in the night and see a long crack on your bedroom ceiling. As you watch, the crack opens to reveal dull white teeth and a fat purple tongue. Warm breath exhales onto you from the darkness. You check your clock. You still have four hours until your alarm goes off.

Happy Publication Day to Erren Michaels, author of 'Channel Island Monsters'! The Channel Islands have a rich legacy of interwoven folklore, an antique tapestry full of faery creatures and mythical beasts. 📒: buff.ly/43UwznV Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 ✨

Livid to announce that I have a new book published and I don’t have a copy of it. Nor am I likely to get one because I live on a STUPID island and there are STUPID storms so the STUPID ships aren’t sailing. I want my STUPID book. I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN IT *breaks stuff on island*

New book landed on my doormat this week. Channel Island Monsters by Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 Can't wait to read it. #booktwt #book #coffee #coffeeandbooks

My books have come! They have NEW BOOK SMELL and shiny illustrations and a hardback cover and MONSTERS… so many monsters and fairytales.

Vividly alive with menace, magic, and mystery ~ The Book of Secrets by Anna Mazzola is the spell-binding retelling of a succession of real-life poisonings in 17th century Rome. Beautifully structured and written by a writer in her prime. Anna Mazzola - Updates only. @Charlo_murs Orion Publishing