‘What a difference a day makes!’

Amaryllis.
Welcome to the world.

Fail to clean up your dog's poo and get fined £1000. Dump sewage in Lake Windermere and pay your shareholders £452m a year in dividends.

Blue Monday.
Ceanothus.

Cool way to feed 20 baby goats at the same time 🐐 🍼

Spring.

And it almost certainly killed vulnerable people

Are her constituents happy with this?

Perfection.. 👌

‘Whilst digging a hole, I may have accidentally dropped up to £500million into it and forgot to declare it.
I now intend to retire and spend more time with my lawyers’.

My original tweet yesterday

+ The Guardian reported Lord Bamford & brother are under HMRC investigation into potential £500 million tax bill focusing on offshore trusts.
Peers must be registered In UK for tax

Has anyone seen Daily Mail reporting on this? Asking for a friend 🙄

What a good year for the primroses.

New broom sweeps clean,(but an old broom knows the corners).

An unelected hedge fund manager PM…

Wants to take us out of the ECHR

Wants to rob us of even more of our rights

Before he f*cks off to California the day after losing the election

…and some bellends will think this man is a patriot.

Devastating picture of Angela Rayner’s cushion …

no sorry, this is a picture of Esther McVey and husband Phil Davies MP who claim £3k rent per month from taxpayer despite owning a flat down the road.

“Nigel Farage - a prep school boy who went into The City - is a working class hero? Come on.”

Why do we allow the political elite to pose as “outsiders”?

We can make collages too.

Now that at least 12 MPs have had their private contact details shared with strangers in an attempted scam, Vice-Chair of 1922 Committee, Mr Wragg, needs to step down with immediate effect.

🚨 BREAKING: Senior Tory MP William Wragg has admitted his involvement in a sexting scandal targeting MPs

'They had compromising things on me. They wouldn’t leave me alone. They would ask for people. I gave them some numbers'

[The Times and The Sunday Times]

Red camellias.
Possibly the best display in the garden right now.