This is terribly sad. We went past on our way to an event today as first two fire engines arrived. My tutors used to have a space in here 20 years ago that we visited on the odd occasions. It always felt like a bit of an anchor to the past. #hotspurpress

Every time I see Jarvis Cocker it reminds me of the time he exposed his bum to Michael Jackson at the BRITS, got arrested by MJ's henchmen so Bob Mortimer had to dust off his legal skills to get him released. By far my favourite British pop culture story ever #Glastonbury2025

Tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the 7/7 bombings. There are people out there who will try to take advantage, such as Reform. Ignore them and celebrate what a great, tolerant, multicultural city London is.

I think of Manchester as like my difficult teenage child. Often really bloody annoying, but then something amazing happens, and I feel all the love again.

I thought I wouldn’t be arsed. I thought I’d left all the big feelings in 1996. Turned out I’ve never been so wrong…. Oasis adidas Originals Currently mooching about the Adidas shop on Market Street like I’m in MOMA. 🤍🩵🤍

Adidas got a decent foothold

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.

Last night was an absolute cracker at the BDP Manchester Pride party. Table tennis, hoola hooping, bean bag throwing, hoopla, pizza, red wine, lots of impromptu medal ceremonies & many photos that are not as broadcast-able as this one!! #Pride #ManchesterPride #BDP

We agree. So when is the UK Government going to stop enabling attacks like these by suspending all arms transfers to Israel, including parts for the F-35 jets being used to bomb civilian targets?

Everyone Paris Paloma has a new song coming out and the intro is my loser headline and it’s spoken by EMMA THOMPSON 🚨🚨🚨

Brilliant takedown here. Farage, like Trump, is the profoundest hypocrite. These people don’t care about free speech: all they want is to drown out and silence their opponents.

Laughterama

Nigel Farage has had a lot to say about other people's tax recently. But why doesn't he like talking about his own?

Trump being taken for a golden carriage ride to nowhere around the grounds of Windsor Castle, like humouring a massive toddler.

Clearly fucking isn't

Trump and Epstein - The Movie

Yesterday a question I wrote down a month ago was put to one of my heroes, Bob Mortimer, by legend Richard Ayoade, as I looked on. Richard read the question & my first name, but only 12 hours later did I realise it was mine, as I couldn’t remember what I’d asked. Ridiculous 🤣

NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵