I don't git it, Andy Bellefleur been actin' real weird lately. Almost like he got laid or sumthin'. *shrugs*

I sure think about Jessica Hamby a lot. Ya think it's on accounta the blood? Or maybe just that she can shoota flame thrower?

Blood will spill. Tomorrow at 9/8c, True Blood Season 4 comes to a close. WATCH: itsh.bo/oYrcUR #trueblood

Ya really think so? RT: Jaime: Okay, can I just say Jessica and Jason need to get together. LIKE RIGHT NOW.

Figure I better follow people like Vampire Underground if I'm gonna date a vampire? *shrugs* If that's what we're gonna do and stuff.

Pretty sure Jessica Hamby likes me fer more than just my sexabilities and I ain't used ta that!

And I ain't no puny nerd! *noddin'* RT @JermShirley Dude at the library looks like Jason Stackhouse...if Jason Stackhouse was a puny nerd.

If I was, I couldn'ta fought off all them tough guys used ta pick on Hoyt all the time.

Oh, I ain't gay. RT @georgiaccarter Jason Stackhouse, you are a man among men.

Probably gonna haveta tell Hoyt about me an' Jessica Hamby an' I ain't much lookin' forward to it.

@JermShirley No sir!

Where'd you learn ta spell? It's J-A-S-O-N. Duh! RT @TommyLouise Jason Stackhouse is how you spell gullible.

Somebody got a headache? I got some aspiration in my medicine cabinet. RT emokidsloveme, J.D., LLM What the fuck kind of aspiration is that?

I sure hope that white suit mother fucker Steve Newlin never gets found. If he does, I'm gonna shoot him with a real gun this time.

*salutin' the flag outside my office window* Ain't seen Andy Bellefleur all day. Probably drinkin' V an' talkin' ta himself.

Now Steve Newlin's a fuckin' Vamp? He's probably gonna drain me for sleepin' with his wife. Jessica Hamby! HELP!

*standing in fronta my mirror holdin' my gun* Officer Stackhouse, ya have the right ta remain sexy!

Hey, I got 69 followers! That's good! Right? *sly grin*

@gothicnyx She did? Oh right, she did. 'Cause hookers do that. Jessica Hamby