You got a car out by Fort Bellefleur William Compton? Hitch hiking don't work so well when cars think ya a real lazy undercover sting.

Shit. Hope glowin' finger ain't a sign of an STD. Someone got a pamphlet they can drop off at the BTPD?

@Brigit_Aid Aw hell. Vamper blood cure that?

Hell, least I got a new sleeveless hoodie & shorts. Woods the new Lost an' Found basket.

What? Some Maury fella callin' the station for me? If he got results, he probably looking' for Jason Stackhouse.

Special Vamper Unit? Hell no. BTPDSVU don't fit on badges, an' I ain't stealin' Caroline Bellefleur glue gun again.

Mrs get a discount on Jack too? RT Lettie Mae Daniels: Andy Bellefleur I do is Mrs Daniels now!

PD or QVC- One getta ninja chop, one don't. RT Eric Northman Stalke How come people always say, Is this the police? When they called the police?

BTPD PSA: Stay safe folks. New delicious lucky charm shape ain't gonna be no pink DUI ticket.

Big Top Circus has whole lot a' pretty ladies. Shiiiit, I spent years scared them Smart Cars fulla clowns for nothin'

If Sookie Stackhouse drunk dialin' tonight, 9-1-1 shorter ta dial than V-A-M-P-E-R

Always though Hot Shot as close to real carnies we got in Bon Temps. Guess I ain't got a clue.

Whistlin' for the Best Sheriff Andy I know. #RIP

Hello? Maury? Y'all got a show for "I ain't the frickin' fairy's baby daddy" Sheriff don't make lot a' wages to garnish.

I'll have y'all know that hackin' a BTPD police officer twitter is a federal crime (i think) and hell i ain't need no male enhancement pills

For all 'a Bon Temps faults..Least we ain't got imaginary pigs no more. #TrueToTheEnd

7 years ago, we got our first vamper in town. I think he still got my pen. #TrueToTheEnd

If he asks for a warm fanta and his pen back I'm going to lose it. Andy Bellefleur

Well shit. I already got one dilapidated Bon Temps mansion to care for. Who he think gonna clean the gutters?