It’s probably illegal how often I’m naked in my room with the blinds open

Anyone mind if a white boy has himself a Sunday?

Playing with a little bit of mean in class today

I think I’m a bit retarded because I proofread most of my tweets and still make spelling mistakes

I don’t care how hard it’s raining you should never be using an umbrella as a grown man.

You think she fucks with white boys with zero motion? #needit

Been sick since I woke up hungover on Sunday

Just shit my pants again. What the fuck is wrong with me

Lunch dox

My friend Derek “Fugazi” Jeter just got a banger and he is resting his phone on his nuts so each time he gets a like it vibrates

Currently helping my boy make a burner #balluptop

I think I know this girl standing near me at the bar but I’m not sure so I’m probably gonna stare at her awkwardly and see if she realizes

Suicide pact Derek “Fugazi” Jeter

Too many people bookmarked my tweet. I’m lowkey concerned

Why the fuck am I drunk on a Tuesday

Third time this semester I showed up when my class/meeting was canceled. I might be retarded

Walking into class soaked because no man should ever use an umbrella

Stretching routine for 9 holes? Brother how old are we #uncstatus