Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree

Disappointed to not see 20,000 cardboard cutouts in the Conference center seats like a MLB game :( #ldsconf

🎵“Have I Done Any Good in the World Today?” um most of haven’t even put on pants since mid March 🙃. #ldsconf

Chris Wallace: “Will you denounce racism?” Trump: “um Stand by....” ? Elder Oaks: *grabs mic* “Lemme show you how it’s done.” #ldsconf

🎵 “And BASKIN His life-giving light....” ? 🤯 #GeneralConference

Speaking this week in Grapevine and Prosper, TX. All events are free to the public! #savethekids

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

The fall is a beautiful time to spend outside. Here’s why you should get your kiddos outside this fall. buff.ly/2Lnzf5p #outdoors #fall

So many unbelievable opportunities tonight to become a better parent shared by Collin Kartchner. Thank you for coming to Prosper ISD today to empower our students and give our parents the confidence to parent with love and respect!

Accurate.

I could be wrong, but my god it really feels like it’s a *terrible* idea for kids’ mental health to have them looking at screens so many hours a day.

Anyone who thinks comparing Joe Biden to Mister Rogers is a diss is gravely underestimating our country’s need for normalcy, kindness and compassion.

*sobs*

You: 40 years ago-- Me: ah, so 1960 You: No, 1980. Me: no

the astros losing has really united our country

You know what, person on facebook, I did need to hear this

Kiké wins championships. #LATogether

THIS.

Let’s gooooo