Yay, it’s December, time to start giving people candy canes they’re never going to eat.

Gluten free Oreos taste exactly the same as regular Oreos

Yes!!!!

I just paid $35 before tip for 2 drinks at the Garden #Bruins

When did market price for guacamole become a thing?

Yup

If animals could talk, cats still wouldn’t.

I’m not just old, I’m “I used to have to dye my shoes to match my formal dress” old

There are those who say, ‘I’ll just do it later,’ and those who say, ‘I’ll do it now so I don’t have to do it later,’ and they marry each other.

So we just going to ignore the fact that Boston basically went from -50° to 50° in 24 hours?

Life before kids: Owns 1 pair of scissors and knows exactly where they are. Life after kids: Owns 16 pairs of scissors and has a better chance of seeing God than finding them.

Today I went to the Wegmans Food Markets self checkout and the woman manning the section came up to me, rubbed my back and said “Get home safe” and I cannot stop questioning the motive behind this 😂

I was not expecting to already need a calculator and Google to double check my 2nd grader’s homework #parenting

When I was a kid I couldn’t wait to be the one in charge of dinner every night. Idiot.

Have we thought about unplugging the MBTA and then plugging it back in…?

Still makes me laugh!

Wow, so true!

Will we finally do something?

Gross

This.