David Byrne on BBC Four, fab

Chirpy Chet JPC 😬

Gobshite of the week time and with Sunak hiding in Europe, the lads back home have upped their game and displayed pure throbber vibes but is it #Sunakered

C’mon, you just knew he’d be boneless in a Hooters 🤷‍♀️🤣

Labour didn't waste time 😂😂👇
#bbcqt #ToriesOut659

JPC Chirpy Chet Fricken hell, this is absolutely nuts, these Toraidhes do live on a different planet. Rwanda Congo Malawi…. they all look the same Africa init. What a racist Tory scum.

Breaking - New Bill to go to Parliament declaring Congo safe by proxy #bbcqt

Oi Rishi Sunak forget Maths up to 18, it's geography your lot needs.
Tell Chris Philp Congo is most definitely not Rwanda 😂😂 #bbcqt

Victor Adebowale, 'Britain does not have a sick note culture' #BBCQT Victor Adebowale

'There's an election coming.. The gov gets tired.. They're casting around for something to say that will keep their base.. The language they use is cruel'

'You talk about 850,000 sick.. 2 million…

Chirpy Chet 😬

Tarquin Fauntleroy Chirpy Chet The cat is coming out of the bag...

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#bbcqt Chris Philp. Death by a thousand pillocks embodied in one Tory sack.

Please #GeneralElectionN0W 👇👇

Rishi Sunak's controversial Rwanda bill has become law after it received royal assent today.

Shame on you Tories
#RwandaBill #ToriesOut658
#PintSizedLoser
news.sky.com/story/rishi-su…

Front page of the day #privateeye

Twat in Adidas, sponsored by Nike no doubt😂

Lovely people, I would really appreciate it if you could furnish this with your signature. Xxx

Strategic thinking as opposed to bailing out the shite performers as Mark Harper and the lads currently do🤷‍♀️

Labour promises rail nationalisation within five years of coming to power 👏👏

- Will bring all passenger rail into national ownership as contracts with private operators expire
- Pledge to guarantee the cheapest fare #ToriesOut658 #GeneralElectionN0W
theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂
Couple of big assumptions here..
1. Unfunded pledge comes good and isn’t eaten up by inflation and overspends.
2. He’s still in post to see it.
Gotta love the smell of desperation his comms has now.
Tick tock