Politicians who like your tweets. I’ll go first. Andrea Jenkyns.

Apologies if you’ve seen this before.

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Have they tried turning the UK off and then turning it back on again...?

#WeUsedToBeGoodOnce

From a purely selfish perspective this does not bode well for my trip.

From a national perspective, it’s an embarrassment.

What happened to this country?

Borders not working? Across the UK??

wtf!!!???!!

In case you missed those:
1. David Cameron/ Russia spat
2. Net zero plan declared unlawful
3. Protest stopped asylum seekers being sent to Bibby Stockholm
4. Pro-Palestine protests up
5. Home office admits losing track of asylum seekers
#ToriesOut670
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I’m Hank Marvin.

Cue echoes of Spartacus..

Calming tunes required. Here’s a beauty.

open.spotify.com/track/0V5cvmTK…

And our ‘leaders’ do nothing…

“Over 390 bodies have been discovered at Nasser & Al Shifa hospitals, including of women & children, with many reportedly showing signs of torture & summary executions, & potential instances of people buried alive”

ohchr.org/en/press-relea…

🇺🇦Prof😉Seymour Fairness 🇺🇦 Jo Adamou Victim? Racists and Islamophobes like yourself have been practicing the purest form of victimhood since Woke became a thing, Sadiq Khan became mayor and Humza Yousaf became First Minister. You can donate here gofund.me/c4fa6c9b

I’m losing my bloody voice.

#countbinface

Comforting…

Having a coffee and a snack. Listening to Liz truss being interviewed by Peston on a podcast.

It’s interesting, when I see her I think, nah, deranged.

Hearing her but not seeing her amplifies that.

She’s on blaming someone else by the way..

This pic has made my day.

retweeting this would be incredibly childish and immature

Jesus.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Going into battle. Had way too much coffee. My scalp is tingling..

Sold all my crypto when I was on the train. Drinks are on me.

An oldie. Pheasant sees its own reflection in a car bumper, gets ready to rumble..

There - fixed it 🤣🤣🤣

#ToriesOut669 #SunakOut559 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered #ToriesUnfitToGovern #PintSizedLoser