JPC Crossing the road before the green man came on…

Some people see Greg Norman, I see a lad rocking a Galway top at #themasters 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

Imagine if you substituted Angela Rayner and Mark Rayner in this passage for Esther McVey and Phil Davies then added “but they still continued to use £250k of taxpayers money for their rent”.

And Grant Shapps talks of double standards. #AngelaRayner

Come on Tom. Be honest.

Under your policy, the sane are forced to subsidise batshit Rwanda plan for a never happening Rishi bounce…..

So what is ‘exactly the thing’ she’s accused of now🤷‍♀️ Tax🤷‍♀️ Electoral Fraud🤷‍♀️ Not taking her 7 bins out on time 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Ni-ni-ni 19, 19, ni-19 19
19, 19, 19, 19 🤣🤣🤣

Holy shit!

Or as The Telegraph reported in December … serving personnel🤷‍♀️

A third of military personnel live in the lowest quality of defence accommodation available, figures reveal.

Sunny day out in South Ruislip today - lots of discussion about the cost of living, traffic & community safety.

One resident asked ‘why won’t they just call a #GeneralElectionNow , what are they hanging on for?’ - we agree, it’s time for change. 🌹🗳️🇬🇧

JPC They wouldn't like her views on Europe, the Single Market and the Customs Union.

Having seen the latest Reform strategy, CCHQ announce their dream ticket for the leadership challenge

Gap in Masters coverage and I stumbled into this Chopper Banks bollox… this is what £42m gets you

Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface

Let me fix that...

1. Kneecap the only industry that actually wasn't daily - foreign students
2. Kneecap the social care industry
3. Remove the right to family life unless you are rich or your spouse is British citizen
4. Handicap shortage professions

#ToriesOut644

Following the recent pitch made by Count Binface to be the next Mayor of London, I have the following scenario for you.

Let's assume there are only two candidates running: Susan Hall and Count Binface.

Who would you vote for to become the next Mayor of London? 🤔
Pls RT.

Maria Caulfield on #Skynews re: NHS waiting lists with strikes, but Labour run Wales and it's called the pandemic - a natural backlog - this can, once again, all fuck off.
Also, if you want to blame strikes Steve Barclay fucked up the negotiations #ToriesOut644

OJ Simpson announced as Reform candidate.

Juergen Plop #FamouslyFaecal

Home Secretary hails new visa rules but families say salary changes 'totally impossible'

This will protect British workers and their wages says Cleverly. Those workers that Tories refuse to pay or can't afford upskilling to match needs #ToriesOut644
standard.co.uk/news/politics/…

Vote Conservative… except in Ashfield as he’s a mate🙄🤷‍♀️