It’s okay to give the customer 1 oz more if they ask for a little more meat but if your CI is 0.01 off, you’re all fired.

And here I was worried about prepping enough guac 😂

You can bet EVERYBODY is going to be a student this Saturday.

When chipotle wants to bring back chorizo 😭 ... 🌶Chipotle Life🌶

"Chicken bowl, any chips or drinks with that?' "No." "Ok, that'll be $7.27" "Wait. Can I get a drink?" *Internal screaming* Chipotle Problems 🌶Chipotle Life🌶

All of the choriz-hos coming out of the woodwork today.

-“Hey, let’s release another rewards program” -“Hey,

Customer: “Thank you!” My brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Me: “No problem!”

Some of y’all never had a mom try to order 3 quesadillas, 2 bowls, a burrito and 4 kids meals by herself in the middle of peak and it shows.

Y’all know that bell peppers go from green-> yellow-> orange-> red as they ripen, right?

When a mom lets her 5 kids under the age of 6 all order their individual kids meals in the middle of peak.

Literally no one: Me: yeah, I’d be down for some Chipotle.

You can tell it’s tax season cause everybody be gettin guac.